Recently in the quiet and peaceful blogosphere, a battle for supremacy has been on-going. Apparently dancingupastorm.blogspot.com and aureate_chic are vying for the "Most Ah Lian of The Ah LianZZZZ" title. Being really bored at home, yours sincerely decided to go undercover to find out more about the battle between the two and to dish out some juicy gossips. The names of the Ah LianZZ and the reporter have been changed to protect their identities, in case some Bengzxxxx or LianZZZ decide to message them "wanna mek fren?"

-Who Is Lian-er Of The LianZZZ???-
Posted: 10:35 a.m. HKT, November 2, 2006
A Saturday Special By Eh-lex Whu

(KNN) -- Following the Media Development Authority of Singapore's (MDA) recent release of figures from a new study on Internet literacy, the blogosphere in general has received a boost in readership. Among the many figures released, the two figures that stood out were the sudden surge in readership in two blogs, dancingupastorm.blogspot.com and aureate_chic

This reporter understands that this anomaly is due entirely to the battle for the "Most Ah Lian of The Ah LianZZZZ" title. Apparently, this battle was initiated by kor-ling chow ah lian who issued a dare to ebola eng, who being the dogmatic and relentless kantang lian, decided to take up a challenge. This shows the sheer amount of free time youngsters have these days after the A levels. 

So the question on every reader's mind now would be "who is more lian-er of the two?" Well here are their detailed profiles.

Kor-ling/ Co-co Chow Ah Lian
  

Height: 1.56m (she claims)
Weight: xx Kg
Hobbies: Making fun of ebola eng, cam-whoring, learning new poses from other lianZZZ
Nickname: Dancingupastorm/Fishball
Factfile: kor-ling chow ah lian is a typical chinese lian. With her watery eyes and puffy cheeks, she obviously has the looks of an ah lian. If looks could kill, all ah bengZZZ would die a horrible death. According to reliable sources, kor-ling is now working her a$$ off at the CBD as a telemarketer in X bank. Perhaps it's her way to get to know more white-collared English speaking men, instead of the usual humjikias and dulan BengZZZ. 

ebola Eng
   

Height: 1.57m
Weight: xx Kg
Nickname: ebola/MEH/bimbo/kantang lian
Hobbies: art, art, art, art and more ART
Factfile: From our unidentified sources, ebola claims that she "shuns pointed combs like they are coated with leprosy". However, as evident from the posted pictures, ebola is not able to face the camera directly, she chooses to face it at an angle, revealing more of her right profile of her face. Perhaps she feels that her right profile is better looking than her left. Her play of lips is a frequent technique used by lianZZZ to make themselves look kawaii neh.

Through many hours of strenous research, this reporter has managed to fish out a rare picture of the two LianZZZ together.

The LianZZZ in obviously happier times...

So to help KNN find out more on who is winning the challenge, this reporter has included a poll below. Please feel free to entertain yourselves by voting. 

Lastly, this article is written in jest. The protaganists involved, please do not be offended; we are all in this for good fun :)

Vote in my poll!

I'm a very very happy boy right now, more on that tonight

Ok, so weiyan taught me today what was the meaning of "tag". Previously, yours truly thought that when one person "tagged" you, it means that he/she has commented on your blog. And so i naively searched high and low for Karina's "tag", from the edit profile page right up to the comments on all the entries only to a come to a conclusion that Karina's computer must have screwed up cause she didn't tagged me properly. Haha, i can hear some of your laughters now.

And so, as tagged by Karina

maybe i should start studying very hard for the As like duh... :(
i love to save the best bits of food until my final bite.. i'll eat the fries last whenever i eat macdonalds and for the mee pok in my school, the meatballs!!
i don't understand why there must be such a thing called the A LEVELS  
:( goddammit, can't they just let us go straight to University
i lose sleep whenever i am stressed. somehow i just keep tossing and turning in my bed
people say i am the epitome of all the AH PEKS in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD
love is definitely not lust. love, to me, is all about being comfortable in each other's company.
when i like someone i will come up with lamest pick up lines to ask her i.e I can be your aloe and you can be my....
somewhere someone is mugging/studying very hard for his/her As. Hmmmm he/she seems to be wearing white or is it beige? Or is it grey?
i will always succumb to temptations such as the internet, television and computer games.
'forever' is so far-fetched to me now. i'm more focused at the tasks at hand
i never want to fall in love with the wrong person again. very traumatising indeed.
i think the current US president has nothing better to do than to wage wars
i will never give up w/o a fight. someway, somehow that athlete's mentality just sticks with me
my past with a special someone is something that i always reminisce. i feel like a sucker at times
my greatest fear is that i cannot get into the University. who doesn't?
i get annoyed when people don't reply my smses!!! haha...
my dog is non-existent. The idea of cats and dogs as pets seems to far-fetched to me. I like hamsters though
kisses are the best (sorry haven't been kissed before) LIKE REAL
tomorrow is prolly another screwed up day w/o studying
i really want to get good results like maybe AAB B3? that would be fine to me :)
i have low tolerance for people who are extremely selfish. a certain degree of selfishness is tolerable though.